Friday, May 7, 2010

Pokemon, Peanut Butter, and Vaccuums

I have final exams next week. As a result, we have run out of stuff to learn in my classes for the last two weeks. I don't understand why we didn't have exams two weeks ago, but I guess they like to let that knowledge fester, rot, and fall away to nothing before they test us on it. It makes sense, in a sick and fucked up kind of way.

So anyway, we haven't had real class for a while. Except in my Japanese class, we had half of our final already. I really suck balls at Japanese, despite having a huge desire to be fluent enough to navigate my way to a one night stand in Japan. I mean... What? I don't know. I am actually probably fluent enough to do that now, but I do really suck.

But today was the first day that I've had absolutely no class. So what did I plan to do? Everything. No class means I get to wake up early and clean and organize things and do some data-entry for my business and work on all that stuff that I've been putting off for weeks. Actually months. Pretty much since this semester started. No one likes to do work when they're in school. That's absurd!

Somehow, though, I have wound up curled up on the floor in front of the television with a carton of Peanut Butter Pie Froyo. It's almost 4pm and I haven't gotten dressed, showered, or accomplished anything.

That's not true, actually. I cleaned the bedroom. It was starting to smell like fish and feet were having an orgy in there, but now it smells a lot better. Like the fish left the orgy. But the feet are still kind of having a good time.

After that, I got distracted and tried to find out what the most popular Pokemon is currently. I haven't been able to find out a true 100% solid answer, but I think it's probably Pikachu. So I bead-sprited an Azumaril. And a Pikachu. Actually, a mini-chu. And a Togepi.



I really want to keep cleaning, but the afternoon has all the best HGTV shows on. Somehow, I am a sucker for this crazy channel. Right now is Color Splash, but I've actually seen this episode four times already... It never gets worse, though.

And I'm out of Froyo. Sadness.

But at least I have a cute Pokemon army.